Life through the eyes of Chase, a feline prisoner

My Diary:

Day 1,095 of living (barely) in captivity.

This morning, the sun beams of magic appeared and the prison guards insisted on teasing and taunting me with bizarre dangling objects.

I woke up to the smallest prison guard dining on fresh meat, while I was fed dry food. How repulsive.

As much as I hate this silly excuse of nutrition, I must force myself to eat something in order to keep up my strength for my plan of escape.

This is the only thing that keeps me going day-by-day.

I have done so before, escaped from this prison, but my journey quickly came to an end when they found my cell empty.

I attempt to disgust them in effort to be released, but I learned that the prison guards are tough, but not tough enough. I hope.

So, once again I vomited on the carpet.

And once again, they willingly cleaned it up, but did it in disgust, of course. One step closer.

I have even decapitated a mouse in hope to strike fear within their hearts, but I was sadly misunderstood.

How dare they call me a “good hunter.”

This will be the last and final time they underestimate me. But I must clarify that I am not a good hunter. I am a great one!

Those prison guards degrade me day-by-day.

Not only am I a prisoner physically, but mentally as well. I must continue to dream of escaping. I am a predator. I belong out there.

As I paw this down within my prison cell, I have been put in solitary confinement for the night due to some sort of prison guard assembly.

And I have been tortured by a mix of delighted aromas and music for the duration of this event.

I just overheard that my reasoning of confinement is due to “allergies” and “hives.”

Maybe I can use this to my advantage …

Here is what I have learned:

• Weaving around the prison guard’s feet can be used to my advantage in an attempt to murder one.

• The dog is given special privileges and is able to escape, but he always comes back. (Obviously, he is a fool.)

• “The Door” is the only opening I have found to try and escape from. I will successfully complete this.